Joking time! HAHAHAHAAAA

Our cat Tiddles has gone missing.
Why don't you place an advert in the paper?
Don't be silly. Tiddles can't read.

First sheep: Baa-baa
Second sheep: Mooo-moo
First sheep: What do you mean "Moo-moo" ?
Second sheep: I'm learning a foreign language

What did the moon man think when it saw the rocket landing?
Yum. Canned people

With the chef's complements....

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead beetle in my salad.
Yes, it's the salad dressing that kills them, Sir....

Waiter, is this tea or coffe? It tastes of mud.
It's our coffe, madam. The tea tastes of dishwater...

Waiter! What's this caterpillar doing in my salad?
Looks like it's having lunch, madam.....

Waiter, It's been at least an hour since i ordered those snails.
Well, Sir..you know how slow snails are....

Waiter! There's a ded fly in my soup!
What do you expect at our prices? A live one?




What were Tarzan's last words?
I don't know.
Who greased that vine?


That's all i have right now. I have to go watch a World Cup game :-)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEENNNGGGLLLANNNDD!!!